The Trash Edition is a funny unisex t-shirt by Zoia Books featuring the slogan "Still waiting for AI to replace me"paired with a photographic image of a full trash bag parked by the front door. It's been there for six hours. It'll be there for six more. The bag has, at this point, become part of the decor.
Soft unisex cotton, S–3XL, 6 colors, made on demand.
What You Get
- 1× unisex soft cotton t-shirt, true-to-size fit
- Front print: slogan + photographic image of a tied-off trash bag by the door
- Available in 6 colors
- Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Printed on demand by Gelato (3–5 business days)
Who Is This For?
A perfect gift for the person who always ends up doing the final trash run, the roommate who has developed a spreadsheet about it, or any parent who has ever said "I'll get it on my way out" and then found it still there three days later. Works for Mother's Day, Father's Day, white elephant, or a subtle message to a household member.
Design & Aesthetic
High-contrast photograph, clean sans-serif slogan, universally readable. Prints particularly well on black cotton.
Part of The AI-Proof Collection
See the full AI-Proof Collection including the Groceries Edition and Cables Edition for the full "small tasks AI forgot" trilogy.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this t-shirt say? "Still waiting for AI to replace me," paired with a photographic image of a full trash bag by the door.
What sizes are available? Unisex S through 3XL, true to size.
Is this a serious gift or a joke gift? Both. The tee is well-made and soft enough to wear regularly. The joke is for whoever in your household needs to hear it most.
